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Utterly Important Disclaimer: This dumb spelling test is in no way connected to fridge magnets containing naked lap dancing women, under aged drinking in sleazy strip joints, megaphone announcements, grape juice for tea - no thanks I would rather walk the plank, pirate video creation for less than $1, help - please help me stop typing this complete rubbish - my computer has taken over my mind, is Google the worst search engine in the known universe, thank god for Fridays, sos, sos, sos, stuart42mac, ships sinking after hitting icebergs, icebergs sinking after hitting ships, model aeroplane flying disasters, anaemic cannibals, global warming, global cooling, the production of nuclear explosive, destruction of artificial rainforest or root beer consumption. Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny free test your spelling online brainy people.
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