notmensa
believe that truth and reality are merely a product of unintelligent thought and
debate. Consequentially we encourage members to become involved in topical
topics and apply themselves to the altruistic cause of bringing unreasoned
reality to this chaotic world.
Thereby we provide our valuable contribution to bringing about world peace,
equality for all race, sex and colour and most importantly plenty of
cappuccino.
The following hypothesis are currently
under consideration by our members.
Join
the debate by submitting a thesis of not less than 100 words on any of the
topics.
( After joining
notmensa
send contributions to notmensasociety (at)
yahoo.co.uk )
The best thesis will be added to the
website and the most original contributors will be awarded an Honorary
Professorship of notmensa
Time travels
backwards (but only during vacations)
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Men are more
stupid than women and thus make better politicians.
notmensa
- playground to the sycophantic
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Disclaimer:
Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats
or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members.
This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the
skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do
however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights
and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not
Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence
– however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from
the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be
stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass
on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th
party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve
the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and
pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the
right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these
modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions
regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored –
unless incredibly funny.