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| notmensa - because even the dumb and the ignorant are almost human Application Form to join notmensa NOTE : Do not apply if your IQ is greater than 85 - we do not like smart arse people!!! So there!! Get lost!!! Go cry to your mummy!!!!
I. Q. Result from our on line test Which of the falling best describes you
Your Occupation ( If you are too stupid to work enter : NORMAL )
Your Hobbies
Do you ever spontaneously burst into flames? Have you ever had an intelligent thought (be completely truthful)? Do you often think you are someone else? (For example - a person with a personality) Do other people think they are you someone else? Are you shunned by the village idiot? Do you hear voices in your head that tell you to kill? Are you so stupid that you have married? Have you ever been accidentally entered for a dog show and won?
Rate yourself on a scale of 1 to 10 on the following: (10 being the best)
Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.
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