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Try the not Mensa maths test - and discover if you are a mathematical genius.

The notmensa online math test.

 Some sums that add up to an unbelievable score.

 

Test  your maths

 

1) What is the sum of: 1 + 1 + 1

 

a) An elephant
b) 3
c) Three
d) I give in

2) What is 0 / 0  ( zero divided by zero )    [ hint: it's a number between -1 and 1 ]

a) infinity plus 0
b) 1

r) 0
c) 18 Kg
d) the same as 0 / 0


3) What is the square root of an oak tree
a) 3.14159265
b) an acorn
c) acorn / Π
d) a table

 

4) What is 34798478937983798139877489 /  1

a) 34798478937983798139877489
b) 1
c) an orange
d) a square root

5) Which is bigger 11111/11111 or 22222/22222
a) 11111/11111
b) 22222/22222
c) neither
d) both
d) the answer my friend lies blowing in the wind

6) Add up the first two numbers you think of. Was the total:

a) 88
b) 0
c) -3
d) 0.42847462

d) my brain hurts


7) If ten scum chavs each kill eight scum chaps what is the total killed?
a) none they fell down the stairs - honest guv'
b) three
c) who cares
d) absolutely not enough

8) Spell 1
a) one
b) 1
c) won
d) 111111111111111111111111111

9) What is 0.25 / 0.5 
a) 0.5
b) 5.0
c) 0.05
d) 50.0

10) Eat any of the three number below
a) 33
b) 201
c) 63.938666

A Disclaimer from the notMENSA Lawyers: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.

 

   

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