Lets first look at two random numbers. 1 and 2, which will we call number A and number B respectively. Next, let us come up with a number which we will call number G, based on this hastily put together gravitational force equation:

                                                           [D(A+B)]^2
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                                                                 3.14

Now of course we know that the sum of number A and number B is 3, which we will call number C. Now, lets run these numbers through the gravitational force equation given above, using this rule: C + B = D

Number C is the sum of number A and number B which is 3, then adding number B to number C we get 5 which is of course number D, now we can continue substituting numbers into our gravitational force equation:

[ 5(1 + 2) ]^2

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3.14

The answer is about 71, which is number G. Now, going a step further the earth has an ever-changing gravitational force, which is directly related to its flat nature, which is discussed in other papers. Because of this ever-changing gravitational force our number G is in an ever-changing state as well, (being directly related to the flat nature of the Earth), leading us to the conclusion that the result of the sum of number A and number B is ever-changing because of the gravitational force of the earth and is therefore dependant on it.

Ben Brown

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