mensa society free entry exam examination test online

Your slightly free, highly personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test (hope you did not cheat). Shown below is a complete and absolutely accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient (or lack of intelligence) and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides.

48	- 19.21% (Getting a negative score is impossible - except in extreme cases of insanity. Are you in a room with padded walls? )
I.Q.	39
Personality	You do not have a personality.
Self Esteem	You do not suffer from an aggressively low self-esteem - bizarrely you seem to enjoy it.
Emotional	You cry like a baby - and still enjoy breast feeding. (Mainly from your father)
Honesty	You are too stupid to steal - and too dumb to deceive.
Other Traits	You are so selfish you don't even share your body odour.
Disorders	You have acute stomach worms from eating low life. You are sexually immature (having a maturity age approximately 2 years ). You are incapable of giving or receiving pleasure.
Career Suitability	Dead Poet Apprentice Lumberjack in the Sahara Desert. Floor sweeper in a gay strip joint.

notmensa membership	Well Done!!! Amazing Score!!! You are an ideal candidate for exclusive and uttelry free membership to notmensa. Please go to the application page.

Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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