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Your completely free and highly personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test (please return it as soon as possible). Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides.

Score	48.2 %
I.Q.	72 (Medically - your brain hurts when you think. )
Personality	You are a happy go lucky, life of the party, laugh a minute type person. This is because you mistake clich�s for personality.
Self Esteem	You think you are a pretty decent type of person. You are completely wrong.
Emotional	You need complete stability and dislike any type of change. In fact you tend to wear the same underwear for several weeks.
Honesty	You would steal from your mother if she didn't nail everything down.
Other Traits	Your sexual attraction to monkeys and apes gives away your low evolutionary status. You would be a good communicator if you had anything worthwhile to say.
Disorders	An unnatural liking for bananas. Sexually frustrated. Incapable of giving or receiving pleasure.
Career Suitability	Transvestite Singer Transvestite Accountant Transvestite Professional Stamp Licker

notmensa membership	Well Done!!! Dumbo!!! You are an perfect candidate for exclusive free membership to notmensa. Please go to the application page.

Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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