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Your almost free (apart from the $200 you now need to send us), personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test (please send us $200 before reading further). Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements (and have paid the $200 for our free test) you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa (at a cost of $1000 per year) and have access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides.

Score	36.36363636363636 %
I.Q.	54 ( Medically speaking, you are lucky to still be conscious. )
Personality	Slow witted, boring and naive but otherwise likable.
Self Esteem	Oblivious to your incredible stupidity you suffer from above average self esteem.
Emotional	Insecure and needing constant mothering. (and fathering)
Honesty	Would rob, cheat and kill if you had the intelligence to do so.
Other Traits	Unlucky in all aspects of life. (Do not even bother with the lottery) An undeveloped talent for train spotting.
Disorders	Lazy brain cells. (Factually that should be CELL - for you only have one.) A tendency to be undersized.
Career Suitability	Assistant bicycle puncture repairer. Fashion photographer for Play boy. SAP PDM Consultant.

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Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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