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Your completely free
(with no commitment to pay a large monthly fee),
and utterly personalised "notmensa
online IQ
test for dummies" test results.
Thank you for
attempting
our simple I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and allegedly accurate assessment of your
intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and
character - if you have one.
Provided
your IQ meets our very strict entry requirements you will be offered free
lifetime membership of
notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges
that this elitist interplanetary society provides. (IE NONE) |
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| Score |
100.000000 % |
| I.Q. |
197
(You are an utter genius, and have hidden talents
which, once developed, will make you the saviour of mankind. It is in your
power to save the world. We bow at your feet oh Great One!)
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| Personality |
You are exceedingly humble and unassuming. As
a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below
your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform
a Supernova Computer MK-IV. |
| Self Esteem |
Being unaware of your incredible
intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self-esteem to the point of
being a manic depressive. You lock yourself in little dark cupboards under
the stairway where you have secret thought of being back in the womb.) |
| Emotional |
Due to your exceptionally high intelligence you are
an emotional wreck. (You will soon discover that all geniuses are!!) |
| Honesty |
You are an outstanding member of
society - more honest than Saint Robthepoor. |
| Other Traits |
Hidden talents that would make you excel in any
field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will
simultaneously become famed in every undertaking. |
| Disorders |
Incapable of appreciating your own
amazing brilliance.
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| Career Suitability |
Artist President
Historian
God Or ALL FOUR of
the above!! |
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| notmensa
membership |
Sorry!!! Although we love and respect
you -you are far, far too intelligent to join
notmensa.
So sod off - we don't want your sort in our
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