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Here be you free and highly personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" test results. Congratulation on managing to complete our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements (or you offer to sleep with the webmaster) you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. (Legal Note: there may in fact be no benefits so where we say benefits do not expect to necessarily benefits from these benefits as they may in fact be non-existant)

Score	88.16 %
I.Q.	88.2864830736357739822229384747489 Medically, you are only using certain parts of your brain effectively - the parts which control your sexual desires and your lust for chocolate. (We advise you to contact your doctor about your weird sexual desires and your priest about your love of chocolate.)
Personality	You have an almost acceptable personality - most forms of low life find you almost acceptable. More discerning creatures, such as mammals find you completely loathsome.
Self Esteem	You have a tendency towards fantasy which allows you to delude yourself into believing that you are intelligent, likeable and attractive. Trust us - you are utterly wrong.
Emotional	Life terrifies you so you shut it out and live in an egocentric world where the only social contact you have is with other passengers on the train to work.
Honesty	You do not know the meaning of honesty - in fact there are only about sixty words that you actually understand.
Other Traits	You are kind to dumb animals for you are on the same intellectual plane as they are. You often talk to yourself and become angry at the answers..
Disorders	Over possessive (you even hate going to the toilet). Phobia of heights, death, living and the colour purple. You really need to do something about your oral hygiene.
Career Suitability	Reindeer helper for Santa Clause. Antarctic Explorer Bed warmer for rich people.

notmensa membership	With an I.Q. of 85 you are a border line case for exclusive free membership to notmensa. However, we have decided to allow you membership (provided you send us a cheque for $5000 in a plain brown envelope marked "BRIBE"). Please go to the application page.

Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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