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Your unpaid for, completely personalised (we have someone sitting at her computer typing up these results as you are doing the tests - honest!) "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" exam results. Many humble thanks for taking time to attempt our I.Q. test. Shown below is an almost complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a moderately complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our strict entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. (Though to be honest there probably are not any benefits apart from telling people that you are a member - you can off course include these details on your CV.)

Score	23.132456 %
I.Q.	27.0 (Medically speaking, you have a brain but sadly you have been unable to find a use for it )
Personality	Compared to a comatose-shrimp you are highly intelligent. Compared to slugs and snails, that have received a government standard education, you are moronically stupid. However, you can be caring and charming and at times even capable of talking without dribbling.
Self Esteem	You love yourself more than you love anyone else. This is probable just as well, for other people find it intolerable being in your company for more than four micro-fortnights.
Emotional	You tend to become angry whenever you do not get your way and often fight with inanimate objects such as doors.
Honesty	You are completely trustworthy - nobody as stupid as you has the intelligence for deception.
Other Traits	It is noted that you frequently wet the bed as you are too stupid to know that that dull ache in the lower region is the bodies signal that you need to pee. Incapable of concentrating for enough time to read this sentence to read this sentence to read this sentence to read this sentence.
Disorders	Incapable of sex - nobody would get that close to you. Has a tendency to fall over through lack of concentration.
Career Suitability	High Priest or Low Priestess Court Lawyer Down and Out

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Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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