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Your utterly butterly and completely free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" examination results. Thank you for attempting (rather pathetically to be quite honest) our I.Q. test. Detailed below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. (Probably too complex for you to understand - try getting help from your cat.) Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides.

Score	8.5 %
I.Q.	-23 (Medically, this level of intelligence is referred to as dead.)
Personality	You share the same lack-of-personality as many root vegetables - though carrots are slightly more interesting than you are. Getting out of bed in the morning is always your biggest challenge of the day.
Self Esteem	As you do not understand the meaning of self-esteem (or in fact any word more than one syllable) it is obviously impossible for you to have any.
Emotional	You tend to become emotional over trivia, like romantic movies, the death of a parent, and overlook the important events such as major war, famine and the declining population and threatened extinction of the Lotus Spider.
Honesty	You even find it hard to trust yourself. In fact you are so stupid that you even steal from yourself.
Other Traits	You tend to take dizzy turns whenever you need to get out of bed. You find it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex but a magnet for flies. You become bored unless doing something active, such as pencil tapping or scratching body parts..
Disorders	Suffers from premature flatulence. Overactive sex drive - with an under active antiperspirant applier.
Career Suitability	University Professor of Failing Empty bottle Cleaner Undertaker's assistant.

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Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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