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Your free, digitised, sanitised, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" IQ Quotient test results. Thank you for endeavouring to take our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your low IQ meets our stringent (but corruptible) entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. (Which in summary is no benefits what so ever.)

Score	52.25 %
I.Q.	73.31313131 (approximately ) (Medically : you have a brain - but it doesn't have an ON switch.)
Personality	Your personality has been borrowed from a dead snail - and you are now overdue to give it back.
Self Esteem	You are so dumb that you think you are smart and so gullible that you mistake other peoples pity for liking.
Emotional	Life terrifies you - the only reason you are still alive is that death terrifies you even more
Honesty	You are completely honest with everyone except yourself - which is a pity for no one tells you the truth except yourself.
Other Traits	You sweat profusely at the sight, feel or taste of anyone of the opposite sex (or same sex as to be quite honest - you are gay.) You love dumb animals but have never found one that is dumber than yourself
Disorders	Over sensitive - but rightly so. Phobia of the colour green ochre. You really need to do something about your smelly feet - like wash once a month.
Career Suitability	Assistant Nasal Hair Trimmer Brain Surgeon - specialising in lobotomies. Bottom Wiper in an Exclusive Gents Toilets.

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Disclaimer: Not Mensa do not undertake testing of any sort on monkeys, rabbits, dogs, cats or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society � rather we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on clever creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of sweet and sour chicken on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and sausage whenever we like. No member of Not Mensa will ever be asked to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence � however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2^nd, 3^rd, 4^th or 5^th party. (Party includes hen nights, disco parties and stag nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring and pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored � unless incredibly funny.

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