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notmensa - are you dumb enough to join? Congratulations you have somehow managed to navigate through the cluttered up internet and found the notmensa interplanetary website. Sure proof that you are exceptionally stupid. Well while you are here you may as well waste your time on our bizarre collection of IQ Tests - just to prove to yourself that you really have the brains of a hedgehog (thanks to that super veterinary kit you received for Christmas.) So what will you find here? Well we provide a forum for dim-witted, encourage mindless exchange of ideas between our low IQ members. Our activities include discussions on irrelevant topics, mindless ponderings about trivia and research and debate into achieving world peace by going about with our eyes tightly shut.
notmensa - because inside ever stupid person there is a genius trying to find their way out By joining notmensa you will become an integral part of an interplanetary group of witless individuals who each have an IQ of less than 78.2. With hundreds of thousands of members, ranging from Demi-Gods to Part Time Alcoholics there is sure to be many who share your particular pointless hobbies and pastimes.
notmensa where idiots thrive Try a few of our online IQ tests and discover just how stupid you really are. Then, provided you are senseless enough to qualify, apply online for free membership. Remember only the dumbest 3.7% of the population qualify to become members of - notmensa - we are an exclusive elitist society - and proud of it!
Test the IQ of your kangaroo, dog, cat, budgie or other pet - you may discover that even you dyslexic pet worm has a higher intelligence than you. Do not despair, for this is how it should be and confirms that you are a suitable candidate for notmensa
Amaze you friends! Impress your enemies! Prove to the world that you are psychologically challenged. Become an Honorary Professor of notmensa Yes you can do it - after all you skived your way through school to achieve what you are today. Go to the intellectual section and submit a thesis on one of our exciting hypothesis. By submitting your dumbest, craziest ideas you could qualify for a free, lifetime, one-size-fits-all Honorary Professorship of notmensa
To receive really dumb stuff in your email join our mailing list and visit our forum and participate in insane discussions with other idiots.
NOTE : Student, Lawyers, Politicians and Assistant Barn-Yard Animal Impersonators automatically qualify for membership to notmensa as they are, by nature, complete lunatics.
notmensa the place where pretentious fools hang out Warning: Taking an IQ test can be damaging to your poor self esteem. Never undertake an i.q. test without consulting your psychiatrist and sex-therapist. Anyone under the age of sixteen or over sixty should, under no circumstance, take more than one IQ test per week. Village idiots are permitted to take two intelligence tests per day, after meals. notmensa members can take up to 16 test per hour with no effect to their comatose mental state.
Disclaimer: notMensa do not undertake testing of any sort on donkeys, pigs, rats, mice or any other animals with an I.Q. greater than that of our societies members. This is not because we are an humane society – no we just do not have the skills to participate in cruel, pointless testing on intelligent creatures. We do however reserve the right to partake of chicken curry on club nights and to eat haggis, pork pies and kebabs whenever we like. No member of not Mensa will ever be forced to undertake brain surgery to lower their intelligence – however, any member who consistently scores more than 85 will be banned from the society until they bring their intelligence under control. Should you be stupid enough to join or email list we will not bombard you with emails or pass on your details to any 2nd, 3rd, 4th or 5th party. (Party includes stag nights, disco parties and hen nights) We do reserve the right to email members information that may be of a totally boring, irrelevant, of a completely pointless nature and may not make sense to even the author. We also reserve the right to modify the membership rights without notifying members or actually writing these modified rights on the membership handbook or this website. All email questions regarding membership rights or any other matter will probably be ignored – unless incredibly funny.
Membership Benefits : Membership is FREE. There are absolutely no other benefits - we think.
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